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MY SUNDAY
stayed at home the whole day today// reason being mum wasnt too happy i went out last night, so i decided to redeem myself by letting myself seen and also because my irregular menses came just in time- in the morning. so due to the excruciating pains every girl has to go through, i stayed home and whined to myself the whole of today. it wasnt a bad idea- staying at home, i needed to rejuvenate anyway.

INSTRUCTIONS
godma, if you are reading this- let me know... please. half of the insane things i say here may or may not be true... and i so dont want this whole chain reaction of you telling mum, then mum telling auntie may, then auntie may telling auntie lee, then auntie lee telling granny wong, then granny wong being partially deaf- the chain stops there... but all the other aunties will give me weird glares and i bet you my rep. in the family is tarnished. mum however, gave me instructions to post some of joia's photos for you to see.
SPARCO WONG.

just look at him- isnt he adorable... his hind legs are the cutest. anyone want to mate their dog?! with this handsome one eyed jack russell? nikk, i am advertising for him. HAHAHAH.. one night stand with sparco, we charge less than $50/- price negotiable. he is really horny and your dog will have a really good time. HAHAHAHA... easy cash nikk, we will start will the whole stretch of hikayat first.

BABYCRAZE.

this is one hella cute baby: and she is smartest according to granny. she walks, blabs and eats non stop.

FIRST AMONGST THE GRANDCHILDREN to:

have a tick found in her head, or crawling around her little hairs and then sucking her blood on her head- thanks to her bestfriend, sparco. she loves sparco and sparco loves her. i think we have to buy frontline for her too.

YOUNG VS. YOUNGER

1st, 3rd. nik's mum, my mum. they gossip alot, and does nikk and i- like mother like daughters.

joia wong- the little menace, soon to follow the steps of another slightly older menace-bryan lam. hahahahaha, next week more photos of the chronicles of the little people... bryan's birthday will be the venue of the photoshoot, with alot alot mini wongs.

i aint good with children, why? joia say jiejie... joia, what i say.. i say call jiejie right. SAY JIEJIE!!! she cant say jiejie, but she can say derrick. damn... maybe i pressure her too much.

KU LESTER, LOU, AUNTIE DEANE.

tv time after dinner is always a favourite, oh.. maybe playing with the mini wongs is the fav. then tv- yah, nikk and i are indeed very very jealous. hahahhaaa, TV had good stuff tonight... the league of extraordinary gentlemen... must watch.

THE ONE WHO STARTED IT ALL.

granny wong. she is the mother of my mother and the grandmother of the mini wongs. so, she cooks well... and i have the tendency of standing at the side to keep her company and talk to her- although half the time she cant hear me, she sees me and smiles at me.. so she cant hear right me right?! i dance.

did i say: dance? hahaha

PS: news! logan came back to visit sparco and us. according to granny wong and some other reliable sources a very very big moth exposed itself right infront of the gate a week after logan's death. the moth also had difficulty flying and appeared to be limping- just like logan. (chinese believe that after a passing away of someone or something, they will return in forms of other things- esp: moths to revisit their loved ones- loved ones meant logan came back to see sparco, nikk, vic, andre and me... he was going to stay far from granny, in case she took a newspaper to whack the shit outta him)

I WANT TO WHACK THE SHIT OUTTA THE "AMOEBA WITH LIFE SUPPORT"- jen, you are the only one that knows what i am talking about. ;)