5THINGS...

THAT ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF ME. (this all happened to me all in a week, really a test of my patience//thank god for giving me strength for i did nt bite anybodies head off)

1. FLYERS AND SURVEYS
oh my god, these people really need to get a grip. they either try to blind you by thrusting pieces of paper at your eyes, or employ the "clothes-line" manoeuver, which is to block you with their outstretched arms until you take the damn flyer && the the surveyors, zero in on yout and tail you like pieces of toilet paper stuck on your shoe until you give in and submit to their lame survey... TELL ME, DONT YOU GET ANNOYED?!?!??!?!

2. ATTACK OF THE STROLLERS
i almost flipped, literally. i was at vivocity just the other day and as crowded as it is already parents should jolly well know not to tailgate anyone especially me with their babystrollers and it kept nudging my heels with its squeaky wheels... its like they are following me everywhere, i walk fast.. i walk slow.. and they keep nudging... for goodness sake, nudge one time: "oh, sorry".. nudge again: "sorry sorry ah"... nudge again and i will turn around and kick your arse and say eh, sorry ah.

3.I FEEL STUPID, REALLY STUPID.. TT MAKES ME ANNOYED
i had to make calls out and lets say you are looking for Anderson. so you call.. ring ring... "hello, Anderson speaking." and i go- "hi can i speak to Anderson please"... oh my god. its sooo dumb. why cant he just say hello!? and then.. there will be a long pause, and like he will say.. yah, this is him! omg. so stupid.

4. NON SMOKERS SITTING AT ALLOCATED SMOKING TABLES
smoking is bad. it's so bad for everyone, evil smokers have been kicked out of most airconditioned establishments.. so why are non smokers sittin at the small number of the tables in the smoking section of starbucks when there are aplenty available at the vastly bigger non smoking section? is it an act of vigilante justice to make the dastardly smokers pay for their sins? or is it a ploy to torture them with extreme guilt by choking on their second hand smoke? perhaps the other 80% of the establishment isnt as scenic? who cares? lets smite the devil worshippers at the nicotine temple.

5. ASK FOR THE SAKE OF ASKING
this one is irritating. cab drivers who ask = go by which way ah? when there is only one logical way- the CTE and obviously the faster way. OH MY GOD. i am this close to telling them, drive to johor bahru, circle that pong pong tree there, then turn back to zion road. esp: those cab drivers who ask me which way to go from my place to MOS.

thanks blogger, i think you are the only one i can rely on as an outlet to scream and be as crude as i want. dont be so transparent people reading this, i am sure you can relate to me one way or the other. i get annoyed for the right reasons, dont be so subjective.

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