95' ROCKEFELLAS

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and i say: you are a freaking mongoloid.
you say: oh. ha. okay.


happy birthday to wenchun. 
here smelly poo, "today is not special, its just another day."

i learnt something today:
"Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration"

today is just another day. another day i can find something to do here. my friend sent me this nonsense today and what the hack, i will do it for the sake of coffee and ice cream.

You have to type the first 3 things that come to mind whenever you hear these 35 things.

You can’t think and go back and change your answers.

1. Beer: Hammers & Tongs=Adric= "G'day, this is Adric Speaking!"

2. McDonalds: Ta-dah-dah-tah-dah, I'm Lovin' it. Supersize Me. Soggy Fries.

3. Relationships: Long, War, Surrender.

4. Purple: Gay People, Michelle Ng, Pinksheep.

5. Power Rangers: "i want to be the pink ranger." transformers wannabe. i love jason, red ranger.

6. Weed: Smoke weed everyday:snoopdogg. Ashley & Andreas. 

7. Steroids: Itch, Eczema, Weightlifters.

8. Cartoons: Spongebob, Family Guy, Jessica Simpson.

9. The President: Bush. Shave. NardenSR.

11. Florida: Godma,Godpa & Mark. Bullseye!

12. Santa Claus: Fat Man. Hohoho. Presents from parents.

13. Halloween: Pumpkin. Sweets. Tricks.

14. Alice: in wonderland. Brandon's Mom, Alice. Lice.

15. Grammar: British Council. Kyle. Essays.

16: Myspace: Lame. Music. Ashley.

17. Clowns: Peeyer. Ugleh. Big red nose.

18. Marriage: death till us part. sex with only 1 guy, forever. lost of my surname.

19. Paris: Hilton. Herpes. Damn the mediated media.

20. Pussy: Vagina. Cat. Jennifer Joseph.

21. Redheads: Randall Graham. Lindsay Lohan. Archie Andrews.

22. Blondes: Betty Cooper. They have more fun. Can get away with anything.

23. Pass the: plate of food. Thanks. 

24. One night stand: Sleazy. Sex. No protection.

25. Donald Trump: F*%@$# Rick. Needs a better hairstylist. You're Fired.

26. Neverland: Jacko Wacko. Pedophile. Animals.

27. Dixie: Chicks. Short people. Country singers.

28. Vanilla: Ice, ice Baby. White. Haiigen Daz.

29. Rain: Umbrella. Rihanna. Eh eh eh, you can stand under my umbrella.

30. High school musical: GAY. Zac Efron. Vanessa Hudgens Nude photos.

31. Pajamas: sleep. snore. security.

32. Woody: Allen. Geek. five floor- loosely translated in chinese.

33. Wet Socks: urgh. national service. smelly boys.

35. Love: has smell. poop. unconditional.

again, its not a special day, just another day. but today is the only day in the year i will say this to you- happy birthday babe. xoxo

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