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SENTOSA
brought sparco(bradpitt) out to play today! he met alot of bitches along the way and nikk and i have came to a conclusion: sparco is a bi-sexual. he rather sniff male balls than a females ass, we saw the attraction almost immediate when we parked sparco outside billabong. the terrier(johnny depp) couldnt stay away from sparco and they were kissing like the whole time- how sick. then later on we went to the botanic gardens where we thought he might meet more friends- female friends. SUCCESS! we did. and it was so perfuck, a jack russell(ange jolie)- pure breed from australia.. omg, their babies would have looked like shiloh. too bad, she was only 5 months old. fyi, he is about 8 years. if he was thinking of even getting anything on with her, that would make him a pedofile and kinda incest since they are of the same breed.

brownie: a male cockal. (orlando bloom)

remember yuki(jennifer aniston) nikk!? she was sparco's fling at jalan hikyat. they were like the hottest dog couple in our neighbourhood until she left abruptly and broke his heart. he didnt even get the chance to say goodbye... she was a beautiful dog, with long blonde hair.. just like the one he met at botanics. i could tell he missed her very much.

then another male dog(justin timberlake) approached which scented balls.

another pretty cockal(keira knightly) who sparco was interested, too bad she wasnt that interested in him.. she was dating (orlando bloom) at that time.

he had fun meeting his species, after logan left he felt lonely and depressed.. i could tell he had fun today, running around and meeting new friends. we should do this more often.

DAY STARTED: at billabong. met up with uncle david and all my billabong chums... haven seen them in ages so it was nice to be back to a familiar place where i used to belong. the sun still shined for me eventhough the beach was overcrowded by bangalas.

munyue is hilarious! hahaha, she is still wearing her long fake eyelashes! and to the beach! suntanning with it! babe, the sun is going to burn them dry.

elvii! billabongs contribution award- she has worked at bong for the longest time, this is what i call loyalty man. she spent most of her youth there and now, she is all grown up and still working for uncle david- he must be proud.

this would be the best photo to promote sparco// to the filipino maids.

BOTANIC GARDENS
i had to be paparazzi for the afternoon, now i know how photographers work in hollywood. zoom is important, because camping must be far away and anti shake must be switched on... these people walk fast. mum brought ms. wong to botanics while her parents spent alittle time together watching ocean's 13... they joined us after their movie.

joia was so happy her bestfriend came...

DIRTY DIRTY GIRL.

caught red handed. she has always been a curious little girl, and up till now.. she is still so intrigued with sparco's dangling balls.

this is nothing new to us, but its the first time i caught her doing this on camera. her fav. part of him- his tail. she would always grab and sqeeze his tail and laugh out loud after that, her accomplishment since he's always wagging it and she is the only one that would dare to hold it while he wags- well, he doesnt mind her holding it.. he feels rather turned on by it.

my favourite mother and daughter photo. she was holding on to auntie marions arm and laughing away at sparco. this girl loves animals, her fav channel aint cartoons.. its animal planet... 16 months and already has the love for animals, xie xie want to get a chiwhawha.. i can let you take care of my big rat for me.

SWAN LAKE

feeding/littering the lake with bread.

hey you, you look like... turtle. i mean, you look like my turtle that i left here many many years ago- maybe lets say 10 years ago?

every sunday maids would either gather around lucky plaza or the botanic gardens, just to hang out and and chill with their friends. here is one classic example of how they would gather and just sit around- usually the more superior maid would only get the priviledge of sitting on the mat.

fishes and turtles loves them. they sat there for the longest time, continously throwing bread into the lake.. it was buffet time!!

OH LOOK, LOOK! swan swan. hahahahah. i really like this shot// maybe due to the fact that ku ku actually knows what a swan is, and that he can point straight(in his angle), and that it looked as though the swan was attracted to me.

the bird of love, wah.. so bloody graceful lah... on the surface only i think.. underneath the water their little web feet is probably paddling rigourously- how un glam.

it came so near to us, i got so excited.. i wanted to jump in and catch it.

i swear her parents really love her.

2 swans= lovebirds.

now you know why they call it swan lake? duhhh, because in the lake there are swans? is it?

THE STORY GOES LIKE THIS: CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE.

one fine day, princess J was playing in the enchanted forest.. mumbling with the birds and bees when suddenly something caught her eye. A gallant knight rode past her in his manual horse-looking very suave... she was in love, it was clearly love at first sight. her daipers were drenched with sweat as she fantasized about him- running around the forest with her. he didnt look back....

she ran and skipped all the way to look for him. she searched high, low for him and finally he was there... she saw him and she was terrified to go near him, because he was just so handsome. her diapers again was drenched with pee this time- due to fear. she combed whats left of her hair to make sure its in place and approached him slowly...

all she wanted to do was introduce herself to him. his bodyguards helped park his manual horse while he got off.... Princess J was shy and didnt know what to say.. so she battered her eyed seductively and waved to Prince X. he looked at her, looked again.... and just walked away. HE WALKED AWAY, FROM PRINCESS J! she was heart broken, clearly.

her bodyguard immediately rushed towards her and held her hand. she was traumatized. stunned. she couldnt even be the damsel in distress, she didnt have the chance. the grief- strickened princess went back to her castel, never want to find love again.

TO BE CONTINUED.......

back to ms. wong. sparcoco's ears are also her favourite. he likes it when she tickles and scrunges them.

model sia someone. my fav.uncle has once again decided to act cool, just too bad his neice looks cooler. hahahah... he was wearing a DKNY shirt with a little square patch on his left sleeve(that was the design that printed DKNY on it) and i looked at him and asked him: ku ah, who passed away? hahahahh.. he totally wanted to kill me.

the maid is really a bad influence.. she should know jolly well that joia and sparco weighs about the same.. and she is torturing him by putting joia on his back- what does she think he is? a horse? nikk and i werent too happy, as soon as i took this photo- i told her off.

squirrel!

the new foodcourt at botanics(new wing)- food is apparently not bad, wanted to eat here for dinner but since g.wong cooked chicken rice back home- supposedly for kuku lester but she got really upset cos ku couldnt make it home so she invited us last min, not really invited.. we called her and asked, so yeah... we went back to eat.

the day was very humid and all of us stunk with sweat.. esp the queen of perspiration. i spy, spy her taking a bath... and take a look at her belly! milk belly. she doesnt have a swollen belly like those poor african kids. she is over nourish- ever one loves her so much, they know the only way to make her happy is by feeding her. there are over 12 ppl in our family that are secretly feeding her.. just dont tell her mother i said that.